I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
So, anyone who reblogs this will get a paragraph in their ask describing a day I would spend with them, based on recent posts on your blog. I will try to keep up with everyone, but if it gets too big, I’m limiting it to 100 or so.
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other